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What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I wish! It's a nickel. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Leela's gonna kill me. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
With gusto. That's not soon enough! I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. One hundred dollars. Now what? Hello, little man. I will destroy you!